{"id":5033,"date":"2014-10-07T09:36:55","date_gmt":"2014-10-07T09:36:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thedorseypost.com\/?p=5033"},"modified":"2014-10-02T18:15:06","modified_gmt":"2014-10-02T18:15:06","slug":"always-be-painting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thedorseypost.com\/?p=5033","title":{"rendered":"Always be painting"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_5034\" style=\"width: 430px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/thedorseypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Bob_at_Easel.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5034\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5034\" src=\"https:\/\/thedorseypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Bob_at_Easel.jpg\" alt=\"The actual Bob Ross, who never sold real estate in Florida.\" width=\"420\" height=\"543\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thedorseypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Bob_at_Easel.jpg 420w, https:\/\/thedorseypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Bob_at_Easel-232x300.jpg 232w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5034\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The actual Bob Ross, not needing to sell\u00a0real\u00a0estate in Florida.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A friend sent me &#8220;Glengarry, Bob Ross&#8221;<em>\u00a0<\/em>from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/articles\/glengarry-bob-ross\" target=\"_blank\">McSweeney&#8217;s<\/a>. As I read it, I could see\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=8kZg_ALxEz0\" target=\"_blank\">Baldwin<\/a>, in a Malcolm Gladwell wig:\u00a0<em>First place, my\u00a0BMW. Second place, a set of palette knives. Third place, penniless\u00a0immortality.\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Get mad, you sons of bitches. Get mad. You know what it takes to paint cozy log cabins that speak the softest parts of the human soul? It takes <span class=\"caps\">BRASS<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">BALLS<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>The link will yield even funnier\u00a0lines.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend sent me &#8220;Glengarry, Bob Ross&#8221;\u00a0from McSweeney&#8217;s. As I read it, I could see\u00a0Baldwin, in a Malcolm Gladwell wig:\u00a0First place, my\u00a0BMW. Second place, a set of palette knives. Third place, penniless\u00a0immortality.\u00a0\u00a0 Get mad, you sons of bitches. Get mad. 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